by Orlando’s Silky Johnson November 4, 2021
Get the atlantis tea bag mug.giving someone a tea bag with the tab ripped halfway down means you want to fuck and a fully intact tea bag means you want to kiss or date them.
by TCnc September 23, 2021
Get the tea bag mug.Alex: Only women should wear an engagement ring. Never a man. That is wrong, wrong, wrong!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!
Michael: You're a tea bag! Pun intended!
by Lawen October 14, 2012
Get the tea bag mug.An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.
The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
by liboface October 31, 2011
Get the Inverted Tea Bag mug.When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022
Get the Double tea bag mug.When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019
Get the Angelas Tea Bag mug.When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018
Get the Reverse Tea-Bag mug.