stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.

Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!

by latinmaster December 16, 2011

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Fudge Stripe Cookie

Following the act of getting rammed in the ass, the extraction of the penis from your lady (on high fiber diet) leaving a frothy Beaver Slide on her back. Notably, no mention is made of the Fudge Stripe Cookies, to preserve the dignity of the Stripe contributor.

Daddy, I was fucking Jocinda in the butt and when boat shifted my penis made a Fudge Stripe Cookie on her back. Should I tell her?

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

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stripes over checks

When someone prefers the brand Adidas over Nike. Adidas is commonly known as 'the brand with three stripes' given that most logos contain 3 oblique stripes, while Nike is known for its 'swoosh' logo which looks like a check mark.

Brandon: 'Yo, I got you this really cool Adidas sweatshirt for your birthday!'
Chad: 'Thanks man, you know I'm all about stripes over checks!'

by fatduck65 June 8, 2019

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Earned my stripes

Earned respect through some activity

I've earned my stripes, I earned my respect.

I've put in work, I've earned my stripes

by NoCap🚫 April 3, 2019

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go-faster stripes

Racing stripes, especially if found on an otherwise unremarkable car.

Check out that dork's rice burner! It even has go-faster stripes!

by iano July 18, 2006

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redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

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