raining sideways

When shit is just overly crazy and uncontrolled.

Daquan, these bitches be getting white girl wasted up in that bitch, shit is raining sideways.

by MFXtreme August 29, 2014

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

leaning sideways

High, stoned, blazed.

Take a whiff of this satori, it'll have you leaning sideways with a single hit.

by sanctum666 November 30, 2013

4s Sideways

throwing 4s sideways usually means u have an enormous penis

“Man Leland Eugene Oliver the Third is always throwing 4s sideways”

by largepenisowner12 May 19, 2022

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017