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Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.
Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.
by PGH15213 September 11, 2013
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Reverse-Mulan

The opposite of a Mulan: dressing up as a woman in order to avoid the draft.
Matt just pulled a reverse-mulan and is now a Mattie. Looks like he won't be getting drafted anytime soon.
by pandaman8 October 18, 2023
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Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.
Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil
by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
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reverse Jarpee

Opening/closing a trade that is diametrically opposed to one that Jarpee has done, for maximum profit.
I saw that he bought some AMC calls, so I pulled a reverse Jarpee and shorted that shiz. Ka-ching bro.
by xraygoggles June 10, 2021
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reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.
My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?
by Douglas Young October 6, 2007
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reverse card

Revere's anything u want
Karl: *shoots up school*
Bob: *shows reverse card*
Karl: *shoots himself*
by Emo.Starmack May 17, 2018
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reversed pedo

a reversed pedo is someone who is younger that like older guys I have to admit I am a reversed pedo. reversed pedo is the opposite of pedo bear
5 year old: hey wanna fuck me
20 year old: sorry I don't like reversed pedos
5 year old: well I'm almost 6
by PERSONONURBANDICTIONARY May 24, 2010
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