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Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.
Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.
by PGH15213 September 11, 2013
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reverse cocooner

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.
"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."
by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008
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Reverse Durden

The act of splicing a single frame from Disney movies into hardcore pornography. This is derived from a scene in the movie Fight Club in which the character, Tyler Durden, justifies defends job as a projectionist "because it affords him other interesting opportunities": splicing single frames of porn into family films.
I just saw a flash of Mickey Mouse right before Tori Black squirted. The guy editing this porn definitely pulled a reverse Durden.
by redditedit September 11, 2010
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reverse hump

You hump, he/she/it antihumps in the opposide direction, resulting in a net loss of humpage.
Reverse humping: "I just picture you running around with your hips thrust forward, shooting a railing around like when you put opposing magnets next to eachother."
by Bill Dridges May 29, 2008
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reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.
My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?
by Douglas Young October 6, 2007
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reverse card

Revere's anything u want
Karl: *shoots up school*
Bob: *shows reverse card*
Karl: *shoots himself*
by Emo.Starmack May 17, 2018
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reversed pedo

a reversed pedo is someone who is younger that like older guys I have to admit I am a reversed pedo. reversed pedo is the opposite of pedo bear
5 year old: hey wanna fuck me
20 year old: sorry I don't like reversed pedos
5 year old: well I'm almost 6
by PERSONONURBANDICTIONARY May 24, 2010
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