reverse Michaelangelo

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation
by Holden_Magroin May 09, 2010
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Reverse-Mulan

The opposite of a Mulan: dressing up as a woman in order to avoid the draft.
Matt just pulled a reverse-mulan and is now a Mattie. Looks like he won't be getting drafted anytime soon.
by pandaman8 October 18, 2023
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reverse hump

You hump, he/she/it antihumps in the opposide direction, resulting in a net loss of humpage.
Reverse humping: "I just picture you running around with your hips thrust forward, shooting a railing around like when you put opposing magnets next to eachother."
by Bill Dridges May 29, 2008
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Reverse Durden

The act of splicing a single frame from Disney movies into hardcore pornography. This is derived from a scene in the movie Fight Club in which the character, Tyler Durden, justifies defends job as a projectionist "because it affords him other interesting opportunities": splicing single frames of porn into family films.
I just saw a flash of Mickey Mouse right before Tori Black squirted. The guy editing this porn definitely pulled a reverse Durden.
by redditedit September 11, 2010
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reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.
My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?
by Douglas Young September 23, 2007
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reverse card

Karl: *shoots up school*
Bob: *shows reverse card*
Karl: *shoots himself*
by Emo.Starmack March 28, 2018
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reversed pedo

a reversed pedo is someone who is younger that like older guys I have to admit I am a reversed pedo. reversed pedo is the opposite of pedo bear
5 year old: hey wanna fuck me
20 year old: sorry I don't like reversed pedos
5 year old: well I'm almost 6
by PERSONONURBANDICTIONARY May 23, 2010
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