reverse cocooner

When a cute, adorable young child that everyone thinks will grow up and still be attractive looses their cuteness at some point and turns out not attractive. It is the opposite of a cocooner.

"Did you see that picture of Chris when he was 5 years old as his profile picture on facebook?"
"Yeah! Wasn't he the cutest child ever?"
"It's too bad he's a reverse cocooner..."
"I know right? I feel bad for him."

by ugaswimmer December 9, 2008

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Reverse Hanksy

A sexual position in which the man forces his erect penis into a woman’s asshole whilst watching homosexual porn from a phone propped on her back.

Last night I was so drunk I did the reverse Hanksy with a girl I picked up.

by Chad Kroger February 10, 2019

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Reverse-Mulan

The opposite of a Mulan: dressing up as a woman in order to avoid the draft.

Matt just pulled a reverse-mulan and is now a Mattie. Looks like he won't be getting drafted anytime soon.

by pandaman8 October 18, 2023

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Reverse Durden

The act of splicing a single frame from Disney movies into hardcore pornography. This is derived from a scene in the movie Fight Club in which the character, Tyler Durden, justifies defends job as a projectionist "because it affords him other interesting opportunities": splicing single frames of porn into family films.

I just saw a flash of Mickey Mouse right before Tori Black squirted. The guy editing this porn definitely pulled a reverse Durden.

by redditedit September 11, 2010

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reverse-vasectomy

When a man changes his mind about firing blanks and is willing to have a(nother) kid, then spends the rest of his life making sure the $9,000 was worth it.

My Dad: Well, I'll tell you why I don't want you getting stoned all the time... son, do you know what a reverse-vasectomy is?

by Douglas Young October 6, 2007

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