towel quake

when you have a random outburst of laffter, so large that it is almost like an earthquake on a smaller scale, others include

-Towel quake
- tree quake
-toadstool quake
- cow quake

towel just sounds better- thats why i used it

"Hey, you whats up?"- dude
"Dude I just failed my test." sad dude
" im srry"-dude
" i know dude and i studied" sad dude
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHEEEHEEELOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" DUDE
"that was not needed"-sad dude
"Don't worry it was just a towel quake."

by boo01313 April 16, 2009

quake

bomb, sweet, bad-ass

"How was the party?" "It was quake"

by blair livacious April 15, 2006

Quaker Fuck

To, as forcefully and powerfully as you can, thrust into a gal's vagina, causing an instantaneous orgasm, and by doing so, gettin her knocked up.

Quaker Fuckin, man, those Quakers got the right idea. It's like BOOM, ya pregnant.

by AGENT XTRIZZLE November 14, 2006

quaker

Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.

-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.

by Brad Ruckson September 16, 2010

Quake Monkey

A guy who shoots people because a video game tells him to.

damn, eric and dylan are a bunch of QUAKE MONKEYS

by daMAN September 26, 2003

quaker

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

by davey April 14, 2006

Cat Quaker

A slang term for a bruised vagina a.k.a. Blue waffle or bruised pussy

Savannah is a cat Quaker

by Turtleboi07 May 10, 2014