pussy poot

quief.

hey gerald, whats up pussy poot? bdb niggas..

by i cant feel my legs October 16, 2008

Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

poot cheese

A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.

Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.

Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!

by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017

Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

poot bucket

A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.

What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?

by Poot bucket March 6, 2015

Stank poot

Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank

Dude I jus let out a stank Poot , run ( thumbs down my stank Poot, I dare u)

by Tiny Meats January 1, 2022

Garbage Poot

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.

John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.

by sin(π) July 9, 2020