pussy poot

quief.

hey gerald, whats up pussy poot? bdb niggas..

by i cant feel my legs October 16, 2008

Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.

My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Garbage Poot

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.

John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.

by sin(π) July 9, 2020

Poot Knuckle

When a girls pants are up her butt and it looks like her ass is eating her pants. Also back side moose knuckle.

Damn look at Ginna's Poot Knuckle. Her ass must be starving.

by Gellybean September 14, 2017

Moosh Poot

Pronounced: "Moo-shh Poot"

The worst smell you could ever imagine. Rank, death, sour, stank

Sometimes spelled like: Mosh Pit

"It smells like straight moosh poot. I'm about to throw up."

"Her breath smelled like moosh poot, so I had to dump her."

by justicee March 24, 2013

poot bucket

A cheeky nickname for a spouse whom you've asked to do something unpleasant, but because you love them.

What are the odds this goes in your butt tonight, poot bucket?

by Poot bucket March 6, 2015

tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina

Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.

by J.Ho. June 16, 2012