Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag
Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..
by Randino69 April 27, 2023
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Ditch picnics

Anytime you eat a sandwich on the way to Lake Wabamum.
Hey honey,are you hungry? No I had a couple ditch picnics on the way home.
by Whogibbs April 18, 2020
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swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.
That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!
by videix September 07, 2009
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picnic buzz

Noun: A state of alcoholic intoxication achieved by maintaining a 2-2.5 drink buzz for 2-4 hours (as one would do at a picnic or barbecue), characterized by happiness easing into a general malaise and the feeling you're headed for a nap as soon as you get home.
Playing cornhole is way more fun when you've got a good picnic buzz going on.
by puzzfuzz December 10, 2013
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Picnic Tickle Boner

When your girls reaches over a 40 oz at a picnic to tickle you with a kung fu Latin queen crip grip to your kidneys creating a ripple sensation to your body resulting in a unique laughter while simultaneously growing a strange boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend used her patented picnic tickle boner hold on me and I had to run for cover to hide it
by Callindeecee December 03, 2021
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Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner
After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…
by Callindeecee December 03, 2021
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Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars
Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic
by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020
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