Payton

The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl whose hair is the color of a pineapple. A sweet pineapple. Payton has piercing blue eyes that stare right into your soul. Payton catches whales 🐋 (all the time) Payton curses a lot, but nobody seems to mind. Payton is very athletic and likes to run. She’s looking for a 7’7 guy with red hair and freckles who’s name is barthalamuel. P.S she is hard to get (Just like the whales! 😉 🐋)

“WHOA, who is that?”
“Oh, that’s just the hottest girl alive Payton!! 😳

by Kjvabsgoiufa December 19, 2022

Payton

payton the gayest girl i know. but i still date her.

-Lenny Roach

did you see payton she is so gay. why does Lenny date here.

by lenneth33 February 11, 2022

payton

don't mess with her or u will live in pain

person 1: hew is that payton

person 2: yeah she made me cough my balls up

by damn it crackhead December 3, 2020

Goodluck with Payton

Goodluck with Payton is a slang/joke that is another way of saying "I wish you happiness". While unpopular, it still gets used by some people online .

"You're going to America? Goodluck with Payton then!"

by Jennyandjenna87 May 13, 2022

Payton Simmons

a thot. she thinks everyone wants to be like her and thinks she is a queen, but no one likes her.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.

Person 1: Do you see that? That girl just got mad at someone for having the same shoes as her.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.

by anna_oop69 October 8, 2019

Payton Osbourne

A wonderful person

Payton Osbourne is a good friend

by (147($#2(5+!:'!))7(;_?) March 24, 2021

Payton

Payton is a outgoing and funny person who is sure to make a simile on your face and he ig good at skilball

Payton is super fun

by WHATTHEFRIG September 17, 2019