alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 22, 2017

Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021