Maidene

She is cute and precious Her smile is the best thing you can see.

But don't startle her she will go after you

She Is a maidene so she should be protected

by Totalynotaruuin May 30, 2022

No maidens

Severe lack of female companions

No maidens???

by lambyboi May 9, 2022

Monomoy maiden

( n. ) That girl you met on the Cape that summer.... you still think about on occasion.

Driving over the bridge....
Out of nowhere, her memory pops in; my Monomoy Maiden.

by J. Thurber June 2, 2018

dutch maiden

large pillow,a body pillow

i slept with a dutch maiden last night .

by rat face gigo December 28, 2017

maiden less

A phrase that was said in the new hit game Elden Ring. said by a strange man and is most likely to telling u that you got no bitches.

guy1:im sorry sir but u are maiden less
guy2:what dose that mean?
guy1:it means u got no bitches sir.

by poerihfbriuovhroc March 4, 2022

Iron Maiden

THE BEST METAL BAND EVER!!!!!

IRON MAIDEN!!!!!

by Man Of Few Words April 12, 2021

No Maidens

No Dick
No Balls
No Maidens

You have NO DICK
NO BALLS
AND NO MAIDENS

by Jackius Blackius May 21, 2024