Minecraft

An adult game only for pro gamers

Q. Wanna play Fortnite?
R. Ew no i play Minecraft

by Rxgie January 4, 2020

Minecraft

The best game ever to exist.

Bro wanna play some Minecraft?

by Don’t ask who Joes is... October 24, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft. The Overly OP Game That Will Trick Your Friends To Stay away From Fortnite

Mom: Honey! I Bought Fortnite for you!
Dude: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by Voodoo Snas November 13, 2019

Minecraft

The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.

Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death

by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is where all losers find to there future like this gentlemen here....

Person 1:*opens door*
Person 2 :GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

by Kenhasalife69 October 28, 2018

Minecraft

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit

Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft

by Smexisausages May 28, 2019

Minecraft

The best game you'll ever play og creator of battle royale games minecraft hunger games

Person 1:damn fortnite sucks let's play the og minecraft hunger games

Person 2:bro the og I think I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019