shitty loser-ass Lions

Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.

Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."

Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!

Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

lionel migration

Proof that the random button doesn't really work, and that voting doesn't either, since other definitions have more thumbs up votes and less thumbs down votes than the first one, and yet still do not rank higher.

Random Person: "Wow, I've hit "random" 5 or 6 times, and I get lionel migration. The interesting thing is that although the other definitions should be on top, they aren't. That angers me, and makes me not want to vote at all."

Other Random People: "Yeah, this sucks!"

by kdkdkdk October 20, 2008

Red Lion

The most racially diverse town in all of Pennsylvania, made up of rednecks and African-Americans, and barely any others. The schools are always filled with theft and murders.

Rob: Red Lion is a piece of shit town, why do I live here?
Kate: Because you're a black redneck.
Rob: Oh yeah.

by Asshole_Steve March 27, 2011

the lion

People who tend to use "lion" motives to get to place to place. Worst form of party goer. Someone who has an undeserved sense of entitlement. Commonly will go to places uninvited and being entirely disrespectful for no reason.

Kojak!!! Stop being the lion at this girls house you weren't even invited!

by RFournier June 13, 2010

Cecil the Lion

Kind of like Harambe, but not as legendary.

Cecil the Lion has nothing on Harambe

by Shrek 2 December 28, 2016

Lionshead

Nectar of the gods. Brewed using the 4 magical german beer ingredients water hops grain and yeast. Additional ingredients include phoenix tears, unicorn blood, and the bile of a jabberwocky. Generally known for its affordability and the incredibly entertaining riddles on the underside of the caps. Has a sweet light easy-to-drink quality. A common challenge for the dedicated lionshead drinker is to finish an entire case to one's self and solve all the rebus puzzles on the lids from said case by the end of the night. A Pennsylvanian treat, straight outta Wilkes-Barre.

"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go ghost hunting."
"Hey I have 12 bucks, let's get some Lionshead and go skating"
"Hey don't tell me the answer to that Lionshead riddle."

by Jessesmombutt April 13, 2009

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

A reference to an internet meme whose roots trace back to the a webcomic "Toothpaste for Dinner" dated August 30, 2005, titled “Basic Electronic Symbols."
In this comic strip, there were drawings of a Resistor, a Capacitor, and JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR.

Nowadays the phrase is a typical response to phrases or combinations of phrases like such as:
"Rawr."
"I am a lion"
">:3"

Depending on whether Jesus Christ is present or not, he may render assistance to your current predicament.

Lion: "Rawr. I am a Lion. >:3"
You: "JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!"
Jesus Christ with a sawed-off shotgun: "I'll handle the lion, you just get in the car."

by tornredcarpet April 17, 2011