In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
by Alex Long February 11, 2006
lemon tart refers to an individual whom is acting retarded, either making a dumb mistake or is just an outright idiot, the insult is most effective when repeated 3 or more times in quick succession.
(Hamish missed the ball in down ball cos he's uncoordinated) bystanders "LEMON TART LEMON TART LEMON TART!"
by click here!.. February 28, 2023
lĕm′ən zest′ĭng
VERB
1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles
Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
VERB
1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles
Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
by DatAbs March 30, 2018
A phenomenon that occurs when a person or group of people appear to show signs of loss of composure under heavy pressure or stress. Commonly used by ESPN personality, Bomani Jones.
The Lakers had a 19-point lead in the 4th quarter, but now it's a 5-point lead and they're missing free throws. This is clearly Lemon Booty.
by Chuck K.C. Jones May 16, 2013
A group of 3 or more females who go out to parties and make out with each other but are not real lesbians.
by Blahhhhhhhh June 26, 2008
The poor sour look on co-workers faces (as if sucking a lemon) when something or someone has ruined their day. This condition is highly infectious and seems to be more common on Mondays but there is also a high incidence of Lemon Wednesdays especially in the cold dark days of winter.
After observing several employees with this condition, the manager will exclaim, "well it's official, today is Lemon Monday, feel free to express yourself accordingly".
by deadcalm2010 November 29, 2010
A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.
There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.
by The Escort May 15, 2023