Yu Ling

Sexiest girl ever. Anyone who disagrees should be checked into a psych ward and then subjected to Chinese water torture. In that order.

Idiot: Who is Yu Ling?
Sane Person: *PUNCH*

by TisFridayBitches April 19, 2011

Ding-a-ling

It a toy that has silver bells on it you perv!

We like to play with our ding-a-lings!! Do you?

by Snailison and Magabelle January 25, 2004

Linganore High School

A school located in Frederick County, MD. It's been known to have hardcore rednecks and those odd few that wish to be rednecks who talk excessively about motocross and tractor trailers. Historically, they like to drive their tractors to FORMAL proms and show up wearing jeans and a plaid button up t-shirt (if they're feeling classy). The girls vary between country hicks, fake emo and suicidal attention whores and wannabe-everything-under-the-sky preps. However, regardless of which clique they fall into or what they look like, they tend to be so easy that guys from Urbana (Linganore's RIVAL school) will sleep with the whole school before dating a girl from their own. 90 percent of the school is constantly doing some sort of drug and feel the need to post every minute of their so-called "lives" on Facebook as if anyone gives half a shit. They enjoy complaining about not getting laid after drinking to the point of puking their brain cell-deprived minds out and their inability to hold relationships for longer than a week or two at a time. A significantly tiny number of these students know how to spell the simplest of words, much less form a proper sentence, and have never even cared to pick up a dictionary to find out how to do it. Basically, the majority of the student body is desperate and nearly worthless. What a perfect little redneck town.

Person one: "Wht ru up 2?"
Person two: "What school do you go to again?"
Person one: "L1nq4n0r3, Y?"
Person two: "Oh, Slingawhore! AND you can't spell! Bye."

Guy 1: "How'd you get that girl to get with you so quickly?"
Guy 2: "She was from Linganore High School."
Guy 1: "Oh, of course. Watch out for itching...if she has a kid, it's probably not yours anyway."

by DisappointedStudent August 14, 2010

scene lingo

the way the scene kids talk. it your trying too be scene you better get this right. and talk about how many picture comments you have on myspace.

brutalitybrittany: we cant let xbreex into the fxc she showers and she doesnt know the scene lingo !!

in person:
what thefuck
rad
he is the sexx
thats hardcore
lol

on computer:
lolz@!!!
>_<
rotflcopter
^_^
wtf
omgz
!!!
hxc
xmatthewx
stfu
x 1236
sxe

by letsbebestfriends April 16, 2006

Lingering

The art of licking out and fingering a girl's pussy at the same time

See that girl over there? She's in need of a good lingering...

Do you linger it?!!

by Reneee November 16, 2009

ling

(n.) An abbreviation for the small cheep Zergling unit in the Blizzard game, Starcraft. Zerg Rush

OMG!!! So many lings!!! RUN!!!!!!

by SacJester March 4, 2004

lingering

When after sex, the guy neglects to immediately extract his penis from the girl.

guy is lying passed out from exhaustion on top of girl, who is looking at her watch:

girl: "dude, snap out of it! you're lingering! Now go make me a drink!"

by pineapplemojito May 16, 2012