Turd knife

The long knife that one uses to cut up with their turds in order for them to be flushed down the toilet.

I have to poop has anyone seen my turd knife?

by Intmd8er March 30, 2015

Knife bitch

A girl who just loves knifes, usually for the aesthetic. An aggressive feminist who is not afraid to pull a hot pink Hello Kitty knife out on a creepy guy. Is intimidating on the outside, but is the sweetest, most caring person who has like a thousand stuffed animals.

Freind: “hey do you have a knife or something that I can use to open this?”
Knife bitch: *pulls out an Arsenal* “of course”

by Curlycartoon September 7, 2020

Love-Knife

To love someone so much that you want to make a dress out of their skin.

Some one who has gone all Love-Knife would say: "I love you, I NEED you. I WANT TO MAKE A DRESS OUT OF YOUR SKIN!"

by bacongrubber July 13, 2012

Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.

Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...

by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010

bowie knife

A knife that has a size from large to Triple XL. There's no such thing as a medium or small Bowie knife as the knives are very large almost the size of machetes typically used by serial killers like Michael Myers or by Western Cowboys.

Guy: I pulled out a Bowie knife and gutted a deer that I shot.

by Big Ol' Rollin' Nolan! December 31, 2016

Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick

Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know

by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018

Spin The Knife

Like Spin the Bottle, only there's no romance whatsoever. In its place, there is murder and bloodshed. This game is Round-based, where a group of at least 5 people sit at a table with a knife placed on top of it and one person spins the knife. The first person that has the tip pointed to them is the Killer of that Round, where the second person that has the knife's tip pointed at them is the Victim. The game goes for as many Rounds until there is only one person remaining. The Last Man Standing is the Winner of the Game. The Aim of the Game is to not Die. But when the Host dies, everyone else must Scatter.

Round One Victim: Hey, do you wanna play Spin The Knife?
Round One Killer: Yeah, sure.

*Host (Who just happened to be the Round One Victim) spins the Knife* *Knife points to Round One Killer, then Round One Victim*
Round One Victim: Man, I suck at this game...

by ArchTitans November 2, 2017