badly filled kebab

A particarly flabby female genetalia.

Going down on her was like eating a badly filled kebab.

by duno August 20, 2003

Kebab shop bird

A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.

Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.

by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006

a poorly packed kebab

A phrase used to describe a ladies messy fanny flaps

Fucked this bitch yesterday it looked like a poorly packed kebab

by Tiegan September 03, 2017

Louisiana Shish-kebab

A sexual act in which a male inserts his Liberian flagpole through the vaginal cavity or rectum of a woman and the tip emerges from the mouth, thus turning her into a Louisana Shish-kebab.

Friend: Yo, what the fuck happened to our science teacher?
Man: Well, right after I gave her the ol’ trusty Knuckle Spider, I turned her into a Louisiana Shish-kebab.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Man: We were fucking and the tip just popped out the other end like a skewer in a Shish-kebab.

by BustMyCashew37.5 November 07, 2018

munch ya kebab

eat/lick/nibble sum1z fanny/clit

aw sxc can i munch ya kebab plz

by BIG irish April 25, 2006

wigan kebab

for more info see marco freakier

gpx

by pie master general July 10, 2003

Un-packed kebab

When a woman's genitals resemble that of a Doner kebab. Popular with the more sexually active women, it looks as tho she hasn't been "packed" properly and as a result "bits" are falling out.

Zach: Hey man! How did you go with Shiniqua last night? You know everyone has had her yeah?

Kynan: I believe it bro, she has the worst Un-packed kebab i have ever seen!

Zach: How bad was it?

Kynan: Dude, there were meaty bits everywhere!

by Krazy Legz April 02, 2010