Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

A name of a phobia in which is a big fuck you to anyone who has it.

Bill: Did you know you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Jim: Fuck you too

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by Weirdodude10001 April 30, 2016

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

the fear of words that are more than three syllables

Luke: So, I heard that Ellie has hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Wilfred: Yep, it's true.

Luke: Then I guess I won't be saying alligator, helicopter, caterpillar, watermelon, or macaroni around her.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by intense meower July 5, 2016

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

An ironic name for the fear of long words! I mean, this is just plain cruel!

Jon: I have a fear of long words
Gary: I believe that you have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia
Jon: AHHHHHHHH!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by GeoffTheThrasher June 1, 2016

Hippopatadyke 

A large over weight female butch lesbian

That girl is pretty but her girlfriend is a hippopatadyke

Hippopatadyke by Oompa101 July 3, 2016

hippopussamus 

Noun - a highly aggressive and extremely unpredictable vagina of gargantuan size.

Pleural - hippopussami

Yo Bro, why you acting like such a hippopussamus right now?

hippopussamus by NoelJoseph123 March 1, 2017

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of big words

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is ironic since it means 'the fear of big words' but is the biggest word I know of.

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by hailie2348 March 2, 2017

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the (fear) of long words even though the word has 36 letter which is a little extravagant for one word

i have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by h,vvhkgv June 26, 2017