breakfast dress

A dress that a woman looks so fine in, you'll have to buy her breakfast the next morning.

Guy 1- Damn, her ass looks so good in that breakfast dress.
Guy 2- Wtf is a breakfast dress
Guy 1- it's a dress that looks so good, I'm going to have to take her to IHOP in the morning.

by Decker Man Hime March 4, 2014

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Shift Dress

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.

'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.

by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010

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dressed heavy

carrying a gun, rolling strapped with a peice, having a heater in ones tuck, holding that problem solver, working with that ice machine, holding that iron

i can't get through a metal detector because i'm dressed heavy.

by T TOWN CLOWN October 7, 2007

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shag dress

Dress used for shagging. Ofen made of a silky fabric very short and sexy. Basicly a wrap-around-towel like garment easy to strip off.

Woman: Im getting hot under these covers.
man: Well strip your shag dress off you fucking cow!

by Arsehead July 30, 2008

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1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

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