That part of America that just couldn’t be bothered to tag along when we rebelled against the British. After this, America and Britain fought over this land on numerous occasions (Maine border disputes, lake of the Woods map mistake, 54’40 or fight) yet Britain still held on to it for 200 years. Unlike America, Canadian independence was a gradual process, not an immediate one. It was granted increased autonomy and full independence in 1982.
America and Canada should never have been separated. Culturally we are very similar, we are located on the same continent, and unlike America’s southern border, all you’ll find dividing America and Canada are painted lines on roads, flower pots, and the border runs right through a few towns. Stark contrast to America’s southern border, just proves US and Canada are alike enough to trust each other.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 4, 2021
Get the Canadamug. Eh,
Welcome to the land of High Speed Internet, where polar bears roam the land, and the rare mooses or meese munch on pine trees as the majestic lumberjack pulls his plaid jacket on, and takes an axe to the pine tree.
Welcome to Canada, where everytime someone mentions “hockey” people pull out their hockey stick, conveniently strapped to their back. While playing hockey and showing off their elite skill, a person falls down. The person who pushed them down says “sorry, eh” and helps them up, then an argument on who says sorry breaks out and a crowd of over 40 people are screaming sorry at each other.
Canada, the land of free health care. If you get trampled by a moose of checked to hard in hockey, we’ve got ya covered.
-Welcome to Tim Horton’s what can I get for you today?
-I would like a double double with a Canadian maple doughnut
-is that everything today?
-actually can I get a shot of maple syrup in my coffee too? Maple syrup is the best, eh.
-yeah. That’ll be 4 loonies.
Yeah loonies. Our $1 coin. And toonies our $2 coin.
And have you heard of kraft dinner? The better version of Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese.
What about milk. In a bag
Other notable Canadian things
-smarties (basically crunchier less colourful m&m’s)
- RCMProyal Canadian horse riding police
-We invented Baseketball.
-lacrosse ...our 2nd national sport (because we’re just that good at sports)
-48 hour coverage of the NHL trade deadline.
And kicking your car to get ice out of the wheel wells.
Welcome to the land of High Speed Internet, where polar bears roam the land, and the rare mooses or meese munch on pine trees as the majestic lumberjack pulls his plaid jacket on, and takes an axe to the pine tree.
Welcome to Canada, where everytime someone mentions “hockey” people pull out their hockey stick, conveniently strapped to their back. While playing hockey and showing off their elite skill, a person falls down. The person who pushed them down says “sorry, eh” and helps them up, then an argument on who says sorry breaks out and a crowd of over 40 people are screaming sorry at each other.
Canada, the land of free health care. If you get trampled by a moose of checked to hard in hockey, we’ve got ya covered.
-Welcome to Tim Horton’s what can I get for you today?
-I would like a double double with a Canadian maple doughnut
-is that everything today?
-actually can I get a shot of maple syrup in my coffee too? Maple syrup is the best, eh.
-yeah. That’ll be 4 loonies.
Yeah loonies. Our $1 coin. And toonies our $2 coin.
And have you heard of kraft dinner? The better version of Kraft Mac ‘n’ Cheese.
What about milk. In a bag
Other notable Canadian things
-smarties (basically crunchier less colourful m&m’s)
- RCMProyal Canadian horse riding police
-We invented Baseketball.
-lacrosse ...our 2nd national sport (because we’re just that good at sports)
-48 hour coverage of the NHL trade deadline.
And kicking your car to get ice out of the wheel wells.
The state is divided into two distinct physiographic provinces; the Alleghany Plateau on the west, comprising perhaps two-thirds of the area of the state, and forming a part of the great Appalachian Plateau Province which extends from New York to Alabama; and the Newer Appalachians or Great Valley Region on the east, being a part of the large province of the same name which extends from Canada to Central Alabama
by UnseenDegree August 20, 2017
Get the Canadamug. by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019
Get the Canadamug. Great place...Best place.......THE ABSOLUTE BEST PLACE!!! I love it so much! It has great food, great healthcare, great people and just all around AWESOME!
American: Where are we. This place is beautiful. And the food. The food is delicious. Way better than our american food.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.
2nd American: Canada! I wish I lives here. You know what? I will.
by F_I_N_N_I_A_N May 31, 2019
Get the Canada!mug. one of the nicest (by reputation and by real) country and the 2nd hugest.No, we don't own a moose, no we don't live in an igloo, no we aren't ashamed to love a little bit too much maple syrup. yes, we think that America is a little bit crazy on the corner but we still love you! (BUT NOT THE CHEETO ONE!)it doesn't snow 24/7 here... it's 9/24. I'm just kidding! but we have Keanu reeves,céline Dion, Ryan Renold, Ryan Rosling (so much Ryan...)
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.
ps DONT PET GEESE!
we also have Justin Beiber, but NVM this one...
focus on Shawn Mendes.
and yes, we say sorry a lot, and we have bagged milk and free health care.
ps DONT PET GEESE!
Paul: "my cousin lives in America, whenever they go on a trip to another country with school, they put Canada tags on their bags and their clothes."
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"
jack:" what are they doing that?"
paul; "cause Canada have a reputation to treat people well, and a good reputation goes with a good service!"
jack; "well that's rough...for them I mean"
by that_canadian_dino October 24, 2020
Get the Canadamug. A country that is large, good-looking, and bloody well cold. The citizens of that country are constantly apologizing, and tobaggoning, and going to Tim Hortens, and playing hockey, and saying "Eh".
Yeah, I'm from Canada, Eh.
by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed November 17, 2018
Get the Canadamug. 