crawl in that

A word a redneck dude at my school said to me “it’s southern for fuck”

“Yea you know my cousin? I’d crawl in that “

by Weirdbitch22 November 21, 2017

Routson crawl

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021

Cafe Crawl

Like a pub crawl but with extraordinarily large cups of coffee!

We went on a cafe crawl in Brisbane

by CoffeeRaePNYSFD April 15, 2017

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Seminal Crawl

The crawl two entwined post-coital lovers do in search of tissue.

As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.

by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022

Crawl out of it

Enter reality or leave it, get with it, be real, get over it.

“Vanessa heard me talking about Carly and slapped me, like she’s gotta crawl out of it, it’s not that big of a deal”

by Steve The OG November 25, 2021

Catholic Crawl

The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.

I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!

by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021