actually facetime

actually facetiming (actually ft) is a term used when your always the one facetiming your girl/ man, and never get a facetime call from them at all.

"Hey bae, how come we havent facetimed?"
"Because you never actually facetime me you whore"
"Shit bae what the fuck"

by welcomephsyco May 21, 2023

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Actually dogwater kid

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

by Take a lesson from me November 09, 2021

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Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.

Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"

by Balls_Man May 29, 2022

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It's Actually Patrick

This is a member of an Instagram group chat who is very legendary. So famous that he's got his own day named after him (St Patrick's Day).

Known for saying phrases like "Cry more" and "SIUUUUU". Also known for being high in the past.

"Did you hear about the DFO 4 legend?"
"It's actually Patrick?"
"Yeah, that dude."

by OutOfContextDFO January 19, 2021

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