back door sanchez

Basically a dirty sanchez but only can happen in the City of Thornton, Colorado.

“Oh damn, did you hear that guy that got back door sanchezed after he ran from the laundry mat?”

by DustyCopper October 28, 2021

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Back door Munch

someone who indulge themselves in eating ass

ed Sheeran is a back door munch because he likes to spread people’s legs and eat their booty hole

by backdoormuncher January 28, 2025

knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.

sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.

by Sexydimma May 31, 2015

Back door hate

What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.

I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.

Yeah, I'll look at ya later.

(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')

This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.

by Winglet81 July 24, 2018

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

Back door gaming

When someone is having a gaming session whilst simultaneously doing someone from behind.

Bro tonight my girlfriend and I are going to try back door gaming

by AtticusFinchTheSecond January 6, 2023