deceptively athletic

Another term for a white sports-player. Frequently associated with “Total Floor General”, “High sports IQ”, and “Team Leader.”

John is deceptively athletic even though he’s 6’5 and 10% body fat

by Randy Randinger July 14, 2021

CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL

In SPORTS BOOK it is a channel dedicated to any sporting event that has not started yet but set to begin within the channel of record.

It is an opening on THE STRIP to haul ass through the crowd.

Any place where you can play sports for fun with your friends in the neighborhood.

Hey JIOHN ,yes PETER I found the CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL as make sure we secured our bets as you know their is to begin in a punctual manner not too distant in duration from discovery.

Alan got a surprise tonight through the CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL as he might just piss ⁸ over himself to show he is a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEEDOPHILE.

BUTCH wanna come out play basketball as there is a CLEAR ATHLETIC CHANNEL for us to play how we like to play, OK JOE.

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 23, 2021

Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what

"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"

by SJWSlayer July 27, 2021

Athlete

Calling athletes champions does them justice and honors them, but once people start telling them they are superhuman, or that everyone should worship them as a role model, it doesn't just fuck with their heads, but it's also bullshit. Not everybody needs to be told who their role models should be (first responders and athletes come to mind as the ones the media often picks) since not everybody dreamed of being an athlete as a kid. You have a range of things from astronaut to truck driver to ice sculptor that kids wanted to be when they grew up, and really what is true to you is what will make you happy, but it won't always make everybody else happy, and that doesn't really matter. Tough love can sometimes help somebody believe that they're as human as everyone else without giving up on themselves.

Some kids have wanted to be an athlete their entire life, and they stuck with it, which is great, but they're not above the rest of us, any more than any one of the rest of us is above them. Every kid is different, so not every kid needs the same role model in life.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Athlete

Anyone who’s not named jack

Athlete- Jack displays a pure lack of athleticism by: Running slow, Jumping low, moving bitch weight, and being overly confident

by DefineMe! September 3, 2021

Brazn Athletics

A team that builds up your energy, self love and confidence while getting HOT AF

I so want to Join Brazn Athletics

by brazn November 23, 2021

Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.

Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”

by A person125 June 16, 2023