One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.
After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.
by Holstein Kühe, April 14, 2010
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Used as adding an item to an agenda in white font so it is included in the topics to discuss, but not readily apparent.
Used as adding an item to an agenda in white font so it is included in the topics to discuss, but not readily apparent.
At the end of a meeting: Now that we've addressed the agenda we circulated, let's discuss the white font agenda items.
Planning for a meeting: The agenda looks good, but I've added some white font agenda items that I will also bring up to discuss.
Planning for a meeting: The agenda looks good, but I've added some white font agenda items that I will also bring up to discuss.
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girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!
Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.
Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.
Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.
Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.
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