The War of Northern Aggression

the war that destroyed my family's land because they were mad that the south wanted to secede. god damn yankees.

General Sherman: We got the Walton property in georiga so we can turn it into a GOLF COURSE! (where the masters' are played today.)

by walton May 20, 2005

aggressive ass play

Pretty much like a thursday for your butt

I knew she wanted it bad because she asked for aggressive ass play

by ryu December 21, 2013

aggressive graping.

the act whrere you forcefully insert ones cat tail up ones said anus and yell at the top of your voice din din and the cat viscously attacks your ballsack.

stephen: DIN DIN ME ME

cat: *meow, wawamwasmaw*

michael: wow, you had a serious session of aggressive graping. didnt you son

by the unknown character. June 3, 2011

Aggressive Passivity

As expressed in QC comic 2098, Aggressive Passivity is the act of taking Passivity to the "next level" in an effort to express your high level of self-control and ability to Keep your shit together.

This differs greatly from Passive Aggressive as such that when one is Passive Agressive, he/she is expressing thatt hey don't know how to control the situation and are merely lashing out cautiously/subtly in any way they can.

Please refer to the aforementioned comic strip for full context behind Aggressive Passivity

by Tharos The Quick January 12, 2012

aggressive playstyle

The over-bearing, domineering, take-no-prisoners mentality one assumes when facing a difficult obstacle, primarily a video game or relationship, especially when said obstacle can be easily overcome through a more intelligent approach.

"Dude, this girl told me to stop stalking her."
"Did you tell her that you just adhere to an aggressive playstyle?"
"No, I beat her."

by Frozen Toaster May 16, 2012

Aggressive

When you eat a meal that is "aggressive" (or "aggressivo" dependent on the region of the world you are in), it is typically a meal you thoroughly enjoy while it's coming in while you hate when it's leaving your system, and it typically gives you the worst shits of your entire existence.

Tyler and Sergio ate a burger at Tommy's Burgers (a frequented restaurant in Los Angeles), it was super aggressive and they all got the chilli shits for a week.

by 420Celebrater July 18, 2016

Passover Aggressive

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.

Ester: (to heavy set sister) "I assume you want seconds . . ."

Sister: "No thanks it was a little dry"

Elijah: "I'm not stopping at that house they're being too passover aggressive"

by Gonzo Writer July 18, 2016