moogi pinch

like a titty twister but more acceptable in oldish company

"Mom Dag moogi pinched me." Norbert

"Dag don't moogi pinch your brother Norbert" mom

Angry Beavers episode Utter Nonsense

by Libra girl March 7, 2011

Bitch Pinch

Bitch pinch is a term used to describe when someone pinches the joint filter or roach to a point where no smoke can be inhaled. Bitch pinchers usually bitch pinch for no reason an irritate others stoners.

-"Take the joint, man."
-"Bro you Bitch Pinched the joint!"
-"Sorry, man."

by SteynUD September 14, 2016

Pinch a Clincher

To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.

I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!

by IDStarGirl October 7, 2018

goober pinching

All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it

OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room

by Gooberpinchin August 19, 2018

Gooch Pinch

a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.

"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"

by pseudonym^*(& January 12, 2012

pinch a tater

1). to take a dump

Sorry we were late, Sam had to pinch a tater.

by madzbenz June 23, 2018

pinches policia

Spanish for "Fuckin' police"

*Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.

by Jfk GotShotGG March 7, 2016