A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
by Good ol merica March 19, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by johnpi8 December 13, 2022
Get the Johnmug. The creator of this meme.
by shivmtheseven April 18, 2021
Get the Johnmug. currently only consisting of 2 "main" Johnologists with 3 in training, the Johns usually are found doing whatever they feel like. At time they find "skruges" (see definition: skruge) who they feel are a threat to humanity.
by blokzberry July 11, 2006
Get the The Johnsmug. Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !
by Heyitzmebria March 24, 2017
Get the johnmug. 
