Ned the Sped

A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.
"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"
by myblickyuponthedressah February 01, 2024
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red ned

A red ned is a man's penis after he has had unprotected sex with a woman who has her period.
"Can we have sex tonight" "But I've got my rags" "That's alright I'll have a Red Ned"
by Zatty October 25, 2014
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Ned Doherty

Your such a Ned Doherty
by lwaters September 13, 2020
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A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF
Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian
by HOMERDICKSOAP September 30, 2020
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Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned
by Lil pierre October 14, 2015
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Ned Dickson

Ned Dickson love Plants and sucking up to teaches. He can tell you every kind of plant and all the drama. But Ned Dickson can be a bitch, but a funny one. Ned is very smart and funny. Ned is also a drama queen

Luv ya buddy hehe
Celine: I can’t believe how rude you are

Gus: shut up bitch
Celine: don’t be such a Ned Dickson

Gus: *runs away crying*
by Kkkkkx ta December 04, 2018
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Ned Bigby Syndrome

Ned Bigby Syndrome is a term used to describe a person who is always ready to help others navigate the trials and tribulations of life, much like the character Ned Bigby from the television show “Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide”.
My younger brother has been showing signs of Ned Bigby Syndrome, always ready with a creative solution for every problem we face at school.
by Bye Dign April 05, 2024
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