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occupational boner

A relationship between 2 co-workers of the same gender (usually male) going beyond mere bromance, and entering the realm of creepy quasi-sexual commitment.
I gotta say, Forest Whitaker's character totally has an occupational boner for Jude Law in that REPO MEN movie.
by IlyaMurometz March 20, 2010
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boner dome

its like a dick head, dick=boner, head=dome. its a guy that thinks with the head of his penis and not the head on his shoulder.
or a catch phrase, which would celebrate the idea of thinking with your dick
BONER DOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by NICONATOR December 16, 2009
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pretty boner

dude i had a pretty boner starfruit.
by camile February 4, 2007
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dorito boner

When a teenage boy dancing with a teenage girl has eaten too many smelly chips and breathes in her face while the tip of his wang pokes at her leg.
"Gross! I was dancing with Tad and he totally had a dorito boner!"

"No way, you smell like a dorito boner."
by shmolly bananagins October 18, 2011
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Boner Bait

Anything used to achieve a boner so you can pleasure others or yourself(dudes &shemales I'm talking about you.)
Jo stole his sister's cosmo mags for boner bait.

"Stop looking at my sister". "Sorry dude she's Boner Bait."
by Phoenixfire92 October 11, 2011
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Boner Tyme

1. n. The period of time when you get a stiffy.
by Scotty November 22, 2003
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Boner face

Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!
by HeartsAndrewD June 15, 2010
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