Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 7, 2017

Flying Dutchman

A double Dutch rudder involving 5+men a female in the center that acts as a conductor of a symphony keeping it synced

Me and the boys from oc are gonna get a flying Dutchman going ,wanna join?

by Cherry pop-inz September 12, 2017

Fly bitty

A bitch w a phat ass and big tits. Basically a thicc peice of art. She hunts the mall for big dick to swallow for lunch. She has multiple STDS and kids but killed them in a dark corner

I'm finna get lit with a fly bitty tn

by The brill April 19, 2018

A flying start

Named after the famous flying start from the breakfast menu of a Morrison's cafe.

When making a cooked breakfast you wrap bacon around your dick and crack an egg on top, you then put your toast in the toaster and try to cum. Ideally before the toast pops. You then cum on the toast and have friction cooked scrambled eggs and bacon.

Can also be done with a friend ideally a female to friction cook the sausages.

Decided to treat the missus to a flying start this morning. She lapped that shit up!

by Ubenvanglooben October 2, 2017

Flying Dutchman

The guy/gal who always has the Dutches/Leaves for a matchup.

Friend: Yo i got the dutches,

Me: You always get the dutches lmao
Friend: Das right, call me the Flying Dutchman

by Mishu Jays October 23, 2017

fly

to be high and drunk at the same time

'Yo man last week on Cameron's party I was so fly'

by Olympeax May 25, 2017

Fly Heaven

The heaven where well-behaved flies spend their afterlife, primarily consisting of a fecalicious, auto-self-replenishing turd, as they swarm head and knee deep in it, feasting & breeding in eternal happiness.

"If a fly is well-behaved in its lifetime, it gets to spend eternity in fly heaven"

by AutomneArctique June 13, 2017