Alyssa Burns

An actual baddy no lie

look its alyssa burns gyatttt

by [p[ November 13, 2023

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Space Burn

When food gets freezer burnt in space

Can garlic bread get freezer burn in space? Would that be space burn?

by MyBrotherHatesThisLol September 5, 2022

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When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.

Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.

by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018

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how many crosses has stink burned

100 every week. Sometimes there’s evil people on the crosses and they get tnt tied to their penises so they can be stripped of their identity. The mighty stink will burn anything holy cross related and blow peoples penises for fun

how many crosses has stink burned Damn that cross is holy shit well I’m finna burn that

by Linbodabrick September 3, 2022

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Burn and Turn

Aussie slang for smoking meth amphetamines

Went round to Davo's for a burn and turn last Sunday holy shit yep nah shes sweet.

by Stallions Mcgee August 2, 2021

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burning yankee

When a person jerks themselves, or someone else, off after having eaten something spicy with their hands - typically hot wings - resulting in a burning sensation on, in, and around the genitals.

Origin: "burning" from the sensation and "yankee" from the action to yank, as in yanking someone off.

Yo, why's Tom been in the bathroom so long?

Well, considering the ghost pepper wings we had earlier, those leggings our waitress was wearing, and the fact that he just texted me to bring him some ice, I'll wager he gave himself a burning yankee.

by Throwawaywhenthru June 22, 2022

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