October 18 

national kiss a girl cause who the fuck cares about consent

hey hey hey hey... does consent even matter bro? it’s October 18

October 18 by shortybarbie October 17, 2019

october 27th 

jacklyn, the funniest an most beautiful girl in the world birthday

fred- “omg it’s october 27th”

brad- “yes! it’s jacklyns birthday”

october 27th by jackattack_abitch October 14, 2019

october 15 

October 15th is national crocs or birken stocks day. It too show off your best shoes in your closet. YOU HAVE TO WEAR SOCKS TOO! wear birkenstocks or crocs october 15th!

brother: Tomorrow is october 15th

sister:YAY! it's national birkenstocks and crocs day!

october 15 by 99 becks October 14, 2019

October 16

girls get to touch ur peepee with and without clothes on! Boys could touch girls vagigi with or without clothes on! Ask ur crush out!

Wassup Noah im gunna touch ur peepee. Hi thefoodperson im gunna touch ur vagigi. But i have a peepee. October 16

October 16 by Noah and Thefoodperson October 15, 2019

October 16

National Slap ass day

BRYCE:“Oh I’m go smack her ass” Dylin: “go ahead it’s October 16“

October 16 by Bthor_2 October 15, 2019

october 19 

you are the prettiest lil bean must be loved at all costs !! someone always will wish to the stars for your happiness because you deserve it !! no one can ever be as amazing as you <3

you : oh im born on october 19!!
me : oof i hear soulmate bells

october 19 by rueee October 16, 2019

October 19th 

National sex day

It Is October 19th tomorrow, lets go have sex

October 19th by Samdainals October 19, 2019