Ghetto Bird

A large bird of prey that belongs to the Rotary family, the Ghetto Bird originates from California. It is commonly spotted over areas such as San Bernardino, Compton, and Long Beach while hunting for prey. Ghetto Birds are primarily active during the day but are also skilled nocturnal hunters, thanks to their advanced 1-million-lumen photon transmitters.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third, cause I'm getting chased by the Ghetto Bird!

by SumDude357 February 16, 2025

Ghetto Theatre

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.

Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!

by fuckschoolbitch420 July 19, 2017

ghetto sleigh

A public bus that makes stops in the ghetto. Mainly used in the Northeast where it snows a lot.

Man it's so damn cold out I'm gonna hop the ghetto sleigh instead of walkin'.

by Albert St. May 22, 2007

Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!

Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.

by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021

Ghetto pussy

Tight, juicy, and you can bounce dat ass on the dick

“Damn Alli, Dave said you had that ghetto pussy. I aint know you had it like that!”

by Lickalotapus1269 September 28, 2018

ghetto wrapping

Using newspaper, line paper, or other reading materials to wrap a present.

I wonder if we have any birthday wrapping paper? nope, Looks like she's getting Ghetto Wrapping this year.

by sirpooonyou April 15, 2012

ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch November 20, 2015