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slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.
The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.
by denalipark227 April 22, 2010
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fanny sock

A sock for your fanny to keep it warm and clean
Margaret where's your fanny sock I can smell your fanny from here and it must be cold
by Condoment February 23, 2017
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Pope Socks

Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
by thoughtography August 19, 2015
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sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.
Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.
by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017
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Sock emoji

Used by men to imply the summoning of demonic forces in order to accentuate the domination towards the female
:candle: :sock emoji: :candle:
by Hemir574 June 26, 2021
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Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.
Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.
by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012
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Sock

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by Big daddy lord sosig November 23, 2021
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