An absolute fucking cunt. Words cannot describe how much everyone who knows a Sam hates them. Has a tiny wiener and is always super uptight because of it.
Sam can go suck a fat one.
by 420Noscopemaster2020 March 10, 2019
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sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??
by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023
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by Moo.sam December 2, 2024
Get the lazy eyed sam mug.Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019
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