Ride-surfing

When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.

Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch

#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated

#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver

#from #your #couch

Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!

"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.

Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!

I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!

Ride-surfing is the shiznit!

by Inspktr May 3, 2018

Ride the Rasta Rocket

To smoke marijuana, especially a joint.

*handing someone a joint
You want to ride the Rasta Rocket?

by Karolus Augustus August 1, 2024

Ride or die

Megan Skiendiel

"Find me under ride or die inside that dictionary"

by Katseyestanhehr July 19, 2025

basket ride

When a girl lays you back on a pool table, pulls your pants down past your knees, and strips of her clothes. She then sits on your dick in the pike position and reaches up to grab the ceiling fan. Then another chick turns the switch on. As the girl begins to spin in circles, she lifts herself up and down.

I nutted in 15seconds during that basket ride.

by Cowbo3y33 May 5, 2022

Ridgeway ride-a-long

A very expensive ride you go on with Gary Ridgway on the SeaTac strip to to find a prostitute to kill or go back to one of his grave sites to have sex with the corpse

If you're rich enough you can go on a gary Ridgeway ride-a-long

by Trailer park Jerry curl admini August 4, 2021

slime ride

Slime ride is something u gon with the guys

I wish I could go on that slime ride one more time big bro

by Humongous poop September 25, 2022

Can Rides

Beer. Can Rides are what Americans will start calling Beer when American turns to Crystal M*** (THC) during the Great Depression of Yo MaMa.

Can Rides - Beer.
"Can I have a can ride?"
"Go get it yourself hun. You can have have a Sociable Cider or an isolated beer you loner."

by YouTube Video December 3, 2021