hooey hat

A hat to announce that you think you're a Libertarian, but really love the police state.

"I put on my hooey hat and drove my V8 to the gun show"

by BobLoblawsLawBlogNoEspanol October 23, 2022

Zendaya's Big Hat

You : Holy shit that hat is big
Zendaya : Don't Forget to Smile.. :)

Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Don't forget to smile
Smile
Smile
Smile
Forget to
Smile
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.
.
:)

Zendaya's Big Hat will come for us all...

All hail the hat
All hail the hat
All hail the hat

by EIKOOP_YM33P May 22, 2025

Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Ass-hat

A guy who has no sense of good morals and is a skinny "ass-hat"

Ellis Stokes is a fucking ass-hat

by metalbaddie January 28, 2024

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Bitmoji cowboy hat

If your named Finn you should definitely never wear this or wear the matching overalls.

Bitmoji cowboy hat should only be used if your wearing the matching overalls.

by Happysow May 17, 2021

Hat

A thing people wear to cover their bald head

“Oh you have a hat on your head

by dombomb762 July 21, 2020