emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

bash hat

Crash helmet

Simmons should wear his bash hat when on his bike

by Lord Moomin April 11, 2021

elf hat

elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat

Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.

by Penis Enthusiast August 11, 2017

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 09, 2021

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 05, 2023

Children of the hat!

(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.

Children of the hat! I've just won the lottery!

by Twibbieful November 15, 2010

Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023