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ain't got

Do not have the
by John the fapper September 11, 2021
mugGet the ain't gotmug.

Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
mugGet the Got David Mendoza-edmug.

i only got bands

when a kid in your algebra class asks for a dollar but you only have $100 bills and its relatable
nah man i only got bands sorry
by chaface21 November 20, 2019
mugGet the i only got bandsmug.

U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.
Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"
by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025
mugGet the U got snap?mug.

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.
by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020
mugGet the god got youmug.

you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.
How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!
by Onin2 October 29, 2020
mugGet the you got the best handmug.

I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus
Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck
by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022
mugGet the I got hit by a busmug.

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