alexis the tree

Hello microwave and the two yogurts. So what is an alexis the tree.... well it's the super annoying one of the group who is a vegatarian and is also known as Larry the cucumber. Tree is always wearing a scrunchie usually with her hair up. Trees favorite word is peasant. She laughs at anything remotely funny. Shes owns an android and is made fun of because of it. She has nerdy glasses and she never does her homework. Tree is the one of the group who is easily made fun of. Simply draw the tree with a butt chin and two strands of hair.
Who should we draw next.... how about alexis the tree that smells like rat sauce. (Or something like that) *draw pictures with butt chin and crazy eyes with a couple strands of hair
by Yee haw🤠🤠🤠🤠 April 27, 2019
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(n.) Someone who, when they hug you from behind, always has a boner touching your back.
Ew, that kid is a tree-pecker.
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Poisonous Tree Frog

Noun: a slutty, non-vanilla, perhaps slightly damaged girl with colored hair that is toxic but will fuck and suck your brains out.
That poisonous tree frog at Iron Bar with the Blonde and Pink hair; she told me to cream pie her!
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Tell the tree muff to clean his room.
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Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking

or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
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Someone who is tall asf.
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A girl who likes to compete when jumping in pools, a made up name
Person 1: so who’s the winner?
Person 2: it’s vanilla tree!
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