I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.
Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.
by MajorWeeb April 3, 2015
mugGet the I've got the Lizardsmug.
people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)
i like misty because she got big tits
by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021
mugGet the i like misty because she got big titsmug.

you got owned!

something that may be said in a video game, typically a first person shooter, when the enemy is killed by you very quickly, and barely seen onscreen.

could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"
enemy: shows arm around corner
me: pew pew
enemy: aaaaghauagau i am dead
me: you got owned!
by furryslayer2008 August 25, 2022
mugGet the you got owned!mug.
A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction
"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"
by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 19, 2021
mugGet the Alex | I got a lewd basementmug.

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