Boys: yo boys night is gonna be awesome you gonna take out your penis again?
Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
Me:my long penis? Yes sir you should suck it this time
by unknowns <33 January 5, 2023
Get the my long penismug. by ===========8 August 21, 2021
Get the Wing Longmug. a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it
person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”
by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020
Get the strong-man long-cockmug. doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
Get the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug. When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth
My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.
by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018
Get the long island 2×4mug. by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023
Get the Long Island railroadmug. 