Boneing

Hey Johnny? Yes Mike? I like boneing people!
by Atlas_b April 20, 2022
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Bone Fart

When you crack your bones, the noise and relief is from a release of gas. Therefore, a bone fart.
I went to the chiropractor and got the bone fart.
by TheQuibbles June 27, 2024
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Boning Bug

Also known as Scabies, a highly contagious skin mite that doctors say is most commonly transferred during intimate contact.
The doctor said Alexa has boning bugs!!!!
by ermahgerdddd February 21, 2013
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Bone cannon

Bone cannon odd the weed
by Ghantous March 28, 2018
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Bone milker

A job at the local butchery that requires the worker to scrape the bone marrow off of an animal carcass. Most people depict this process to be disgusting, but my imaginary friend who has this job says it's quite "pleasuring". He might have a twisted kink.
Person 1: "Haha! You have to be a bone milker!"
Person 2: "Shut up you work at TacoBell!"
by The Pofessor November 13, 2022
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frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.
Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.
by SmokeShowRandy April 29, 2024
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A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
by "JE" October 15, 2017
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