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Taylor Swift

“Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album, 1989 (Taylor’s Version)?”
“Yes, my favourite vault track is Suburban Legends!”
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Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.
Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.
by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025
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taylor broyles

Taylor Broyles is a sad ass bitch that likes Kpop, anime, horror, Marvel, and more. She is also really really REALLY gay
Person 1: hey do you know Taylor Broyles?
Person 2: oh you mean that sad ass gay bitch?
by Sad Ass Gay Bitch November 12, 2020
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Taylor

Taylor is a femboy
by Bill gate (singular) June 16, 2022
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Taylor

She is nice, funny and loyal. Her ass is fat and she wants it bigger. She has lots of friends but she should never replace her bestfriends.
1. Her ass is fat
2. She has to be a Taylor
by 5556 August 13, 2020
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Taylor

Taylor means to have the whamist trim or to have a dead hairline
You got a trim like Taylor? It looks horrible
by Ejjwbwhqjsixicrjne December 8, 2019
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This girl means the world to me. To the moon and back to fucking heaven and back. No star in the universe multiple universes cant be brighter than her. She’s the best thing that has ever happened to me. To heaven and back meaning I would die and go to heaven and come back and nothing even then would be better than her she is my heaven and nothing can contain that. 👀👀👀NOTHING
by Love is like no other May 12, 2023
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