Skip to main content

Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
mugGet the Long Distance Boyfriend Taxmug.

Long Neck

what makes girls sexy
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 20, 2021
mugGet the Long Neckmug.

long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever
Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong
by skeeos February 20, 2020
mugGet the long shlongmug.

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over

Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
Dick Long When She Is Bending It Over
mugGet the Dick Long When She Is Bending It Overmug.

Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
mugGet the Ling the Longmug.

Dalton Long

Wow I feel bad for his girl. She must be smothered because he’s a Dalton Long.
by Aperzon November 12, 2019
mugGet the Dalton Longmug.

Long pull

Smoking a ciggy in a single pull or drag
My fishing guy was chain smoking ciggys and even long pulled a whole ciggy at one point
by Long pull June 11, 2021
mugGet the Long pullmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email