When a guy and a girl put a floral arrangement in the ass and the other inserts a finger mashing it into the ass and then wiping continuously until the partner shits it out
by J da dhjhrjdjfi October 10, 2023
Get the Purple wippersnappermug. A "purple lady" is a woman who is gender nonconformist and embraces their duality, red/pink (female) + blue (male) = purple. It can also refer to a man who transitioned, becoming a woman. Hence, he is a purple lady. Found uncommonly but not rare either among American LGBTQ+ circles as a term of endearment and self love
Yoel: You see that girl, she's a bit of a purple lady!
Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!
Eliza: Definitely, she looks so much better now that she transitioned! It was her true destiny!
by 7Yoseph77 February 22, 2024
Get the Purple ladymug. Phrase used when playing Frozen Bubble game to tell friend to shoot purple bubble towards other purple bubbles; to successfully hit a purple combo in Frozen Bubble game
Phrase was founded by the one and only King Adio and may be used by all Frozen Bubble players
Phrase was founded by the one and only King Adio and may be used by all Frozen Bubble players
by King Adio May 15, 2009
Get the Purple It Up!!mug. by carl azus March 2, 2018
Get the purple potion mojomug. DJ PURPLE AKI
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
(proper noun)
The absolute menace of Punjabi wedding receptions. Instead of “hands in the air,” man screams: “Boys’ side only, trousers down to your knees — QUAD FLEX FOR THE GROOM!”
So the lads pile onto the dancefloor, pants round ankles, hitting front quads and side chests while the auntiyan clap like it’s the Olympia. Uncles are spilling whisky mid-lat spread, and Nanaji’s trying a vacuum pose with his turban sliding off but then faints due to lack of oxygen. Then disaster — Choda’s cock slips clean out mid-flex. Instead of covering up, he commits: launches into a full helicopter, spinning it in time with the beat.
Dholi Harps doesn’t miss a step — he leans in with the dhol, and Choda slaps his meat right onto the drum skin, each thwack syncing with the rhythm. The hall goes feral. Auntiyan screaming, kids crying, uncles shouting “balle balle!” while filming on Snapchat. Groom’s crying tears of pride as his cousin’s cock provides live percussion.
By the end, shirts are ripped, suits ruined, gulab jamun untouched, and the reception video looks like Mr Olympia meets Brazzers: Southall Edition.
Example in a sentence:
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
“Bruv, my cousin’s wedding was peak. DJ PURPLE AKI made everyone flex for the groom, then Choda’s cock popped out and he slapped it on Dholi Harps’ drum. Auntiyan fainted, groom was buzzing.”
by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025
Get the DJ Purple Akimug. by Brewha December 31, 2009
Get the Purple Sock Muttmug. A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)
Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)
Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
by Sp1cybeef August 1, 2012
Get the Purple lovin'mug.