sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

dirt mother

one whos «soil» purpose is to educate others on dirt & soil

chelcea used to be my dirt mother, & now i know where dirt comes from !

by archmenases May 13, 2019

you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know

by Cum hoarder November 02, 2020

Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

mother's curse

"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.

My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.

by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019

Mother of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Mother of Universe, what happened to you?

Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 17, 2023