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March 24

National Alexsandra day

(AKA Sandra)
Amazing Hilarious person with a personalized special day.
Alot of people celebrate this day or should.
Guy 1; dude do you know what day it is?
Guy 2; No what day is it?
Guy 1; March 24 national sandra day??!
Guy 2; OHH YEA NOW I REMEMBER.
by bigbutgirk23 December 18, 2023
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9th march

It stands for "National day for men" and the whole day we show our closest men much love and appreciation.
It doesn't have a historically significant reason why it's on the 9th of march every year.
Many are debating whether it is harmful for women because it is right after "National women's day", and it may be an example of some kind of mockery towards women, but it really is just a coincidence.
"Hey have you heard what day it is today?"
"Oh, is today the day of homosexuals - uh i mean the we celebrate our definitely heterosexual men, 9th march?"
"I knew you would know"
"I mean who wouldn't hahaha, must be not very bright"
"Some Milica surely doesn't know"
by nijekardenilija March 9, 2024
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March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)
Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."
by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025
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March 7

Iajssj March 7
by Haahhrhw March 7, 2024
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March 25th

If you were born on this day you’re the most amazing, beautiful, sexiest person.
Kylie: Hey, when is your birthday, i wanna make sure you get a gift.
Chris: March 25th
Kylie: That’s why you’re so amazing
by MenacingTurk July 17, 2020
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